What Local Event List? Move Along – NOTHING to See Here this Weekend ~ July 18–20, 2025

Reports of dancing, live music, and community joy have been greatly exaggerated. Please carry on with your weekend in a calm and orderly fashion

🎉 What’s Happening This Weekend in Babylon?

Everything is perfectly under control. There is *nothing* unusual about the sheer number of live bands, beach yoga sessions, charity cornhole tournaments, or retro-fueled block parties taking over Babylon this weekend. If you happen to stumble upon a glow-in-the-dark treetop rave or a suspiciously good Santana tribute in Deer Park, please remember—it’s all just regular municipal enrichment activity. Nothing to report. Move along.

📘 In this Guide:

• 🌟 Featured Event of the Weekend
• 🎸 Friday Highlights – July 18
• 🎨 Saturday Highlights – July 19
• 🚗 Sunday Highlights – July 20
• 🔗 Helpful Links

🌟 Featured Event of the Weekend

🚗 Holy Black Hot 🔥 Rod Block Party – Sunday, July 20

We’d like to assure the public that the 3rd Annual Holy Black Hot Rod Block Party is *entirely routine* and *definitely not* an unsanctioned explosion of chrome, combustion, and rebellious vintage culture. The classic cars gathering under the LIRR tracks in Lindenhurst are simply… commuting. Any appearances of leather jackets, rockabilly music, and retro pinup contests—such as the Miss Hot Rod Honey 2025 Pageant at 1 PM—are purely coincidental. There is absolutely no reason to attend, photograph, or post about this event. None whatsoever.

🎸 Friday Events – July 18

There’s absolutely nothing going on this Friday that should concern you. Just a few harmless activities like stretching on the beach at sunrise, a suspiciously cheerful pet adoption drive, and certainly no multi-band hardcore concert shaking the foundations of Amityville. Please refrain from investigating the full list of Friday’s activities, as they are classified under “Totally Normal Civic Fun.”

• Beach Yoga with Jackie – 7:30 AM at Robert Moses Field 5
• Soldier Ride Babylon – 9:00 am at Town Hall in Lindenhurst
• 11U Dodgers Cornhole Fundraiser – 6 PM at Firemen’s Pavilion
• Hardcore Anniversary Show ft. CIPHER – 6 PM at Amityville Music Hall
• Dinner & Dancing – 6:30 PM at Lilly Flanagan’s Babylon
• Karaoke Night + Dinner Fundraiser – 7 PM in Deer Park
• Decadia Live at Salt Shack – 7 PM in Babylon
• Jetty Sniffers (Free Concert) – 7:30 PM at Village Square Park, Lindenhurst
• Joe Rock & the All Stars – 8:30 PM at Liam’s Landing, Amityville

📅 See all events for Friday here.

🎨 Saturday Events – July 19

Please remain calm. Reports of large community gatherings, spontaneous block parties, and suspicious levels of joy are categorically exaggerated. While there may be some minor activity like people ziplining through glowing trees to 2000s bangers or artists assembling by the docks, these are strictly controlled civic occurrences. You are advised *not* to review the full list of Saturday’s so-called festivities.

• Summer Saturdays Wellness + Kids Programming – 8 AM at Wyandanch Plaza
• Veterans Golf Outing (Free) – 8 AM at Cedar Golf Course
• Art by the Docks – 12 PM at Long Island Yacht Club, Babylon
• Tunnel to Towers Block Party Fundraiser – 4 PM in Lindenhurst
• PRONG + Local Bands – 6 PM at Amityville Music Hall
• Glow in the Park – 2000s Edition – 6 PM at Wheatley Heights
• Santana Tribute: Milagro – 7:30 PM at Geiger Park, Deer Park
• Connected Music Festival – 8 PM at Village Pub, Lindenhurst
• Old School Rock Party – 9 PM at RipTides, Lindenhurst

📅 See all events for Saturday here.

🚗 Sunday Events – July 20

Sunday will proceed like any standard government-sanctioned day of rest. There is *no reason whatsoever* to concern yourself with the massive hot rod rally, the brunch bingo drag show, or the boisterous ’90s beach party. These are obviously just coincidental gatherings and should not be interpreted as signs of widespread fun. Citizens are urged to avoid investigating the full list of Sunday events.

• Babylon Village Farmers Market – 8 AM at the Gazebo
• July Pack Walk – 10 AM at Belmont Lake State Park
• Drag Brunch Bingo – 11 AM at The Warehouse, Amityville
• Holy Black Hot Rod Block Party – 11 AM under the LIRR in Lindenhurst
• Miss Hot Rod Honey 2025 Pinup Contest – 1 PM
• The Fast Track Band – 3:30 PM at Toomey’s Tavern
• The Max – 90’s Party – 5:30 PM at The Boat Yard

📅 See all events for Sunday here